The Incredible Burt Wonderstone movie quotes

When a street magician's stunts begins to make their show look stale, superstar magicians Burt Wonderstone and Anton Marvelton look to salvage on their act - and their friendship - by staging their own daring stunt.
Director: Don Scardino
Year: 2013
Genres: Comedy

Actor - actress

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Burt Wonderstone: Anton, what could possibly go wrong?

Anton Marvelton: Somebody could die, we can go to prison.

Burt Wonderstone: See? When you say it out loud, it doesn't sound so bad.

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Burt Wonderstone: What the hell is a webisode?

Rick the Implausible: Are you being serious? What's a webisode? It's... it's a show that you do on the internet, just like being on TV or having a movie except you don't go... through... you know all the hassle of... people seeing it.

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Burt Wonderstone: Are you a lesbian?

Jane: Is every woman who doesn't sleep with you a lesbian?

Burt Wonderstone: Oh, no, I have slept with plenty of lesbians.

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Rance Holloway: I quit the business, I don't read the trades and I'm late for my coma.

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Steve Gray: I take people's nightmares and turn them into dream-realities.

Burt Wonderstone: What the f**k is a dream-reality?

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Rance Holloway: God damn! That's the worst thing I ever saw in my life. And I saw my kids being born!

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Burt Wonderstone: The life of a child magician.

Jane: Yes. Try being a girl child magician. They called me Magic b***h.

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Jane: [after Gray burned his skin for a trick] That is a terrible trick to do for children. What if they try and copy you?

Steve Gray: I sue them. It's my trick.

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Jane: I had imaginary friends, and even they were mean.

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Burt Wonderstone: Now this is a classic.

Steve Gray: Meaning: it's been done.

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Steve Gray: Your skin makes me cry.

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Steve Gray: Pretend I'm still here and tell me all about it.

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Burt Wonderstone: [Wonderstone confronts Gray in a bar] Mr. Gray. What you do is not magic. It is monkey p**n.

Steve Gray: I understand. It's natural for a dying leaf to be frightened by the autumn wind.

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Rance Holloway: [watching Steve Gray perform] This is what they call magic these days? This is some kind of terrible s**t!

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Jane: [Burt and Jane visit Rance in the hospital] What happened?

Rance Holloway: I had a stroke. I don't recommend it, either.

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Burt Wonderstone: Can I ask you something?

Rance Holloway: If you feel you must.

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Doug Munny: [asking Burt and Anton to update their act] You've been doing the same s**t since I hired you. You even come on stage to that same god damn song.

Burt Wonderstone: It's called "Abracadabra", and it is considered a modern classic.

Doug Munny: It's s**t.

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Burt Wonderstone: [dismissive of Grey's "magic" act] Let me tell you something about Steve Grey. All he does is mumble and cut himself. Anyone can do that. My niece does that.

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Burt Wonderstone: Do you think this batch is ready?

Anton Marvelton: I don't know. Check it.

[Burt takes the lid off the pot and they immediately fall to the floor; after a few moments they stand up and approach the pot]

Burt Wonderstone: Do you think this batch is ready?

Anton Marvelton: I don't know. Check it.

[Burt takes the lid off the pot and they immediately fall to the floor again]

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