Look, you want to know the secret to a happy marriage? Do what I do. Plaster on a fake smile, plow through the next half century, sit back, relax, and wait for the sweet embrace of death!
Mac - The Heartbreak Kid

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The Heartbreak Kid

A newlywed man who believes he's just gotten hitched to the perfect woman encounters another lady on his honeymoon.
Director: Bobby Farrelly, Peter Farrelly
Year: 2007
Genres: Comedy , Romance

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Mac: Happy wife, happy life!

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Mac: Oh, I got a thing for Ellen DeGeneres though. I do, I have to admit it. I think she's great, I think she's hot. Great a*s. Check it out.

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